I just spent the first fifteen minutes of my shift cleaning out the space beneath the work desk, due to waylaid papers tangled behind the computer and in the wires. It's so clean and pretty now, even though I was mad when I started (FIRE HAZARD, HELLO ( Read more... )

So I guess this means you all have to suffer with daily posts once more. Poor you ( Read more... )

It's fucking cold in the store today. I can't say I blame it, what, with it being -10 with windchill and flurries blowing up my ass every five seconds ( Read more... )

I just put away a parcel in the backroom, and I kind of had to shove it not very gently into the shelf.

Apparently I offended it, because it started singing and playing music!

It's been a whole minute and it hasn't stopped! I can still hear---

Oh, wait, it stopped.

Still, though. AAAACK!

Someone egged the store over the weekend.

I didn't even notice until jenufa pointed it out. When I looked it over this morning, there wasn't just one, but several eggs that had been thrown at the windows ( Read more... )

I just spent twenty minutes removing old notices that were taped on from the desk, then scrubbing and scraping the desk down with glue remover and a flat-bladed cutting knife. I now reek of lemon chemicals and banana chemicals, from both the glue remover and the hand sanitiser that I tried to use to get rid of the glue remover from my hands ( Read more... )

K_of_A, you lost me a sale! You told your mom only to get the cartridge she had refilled! As a result, she didn't buy a cartridge from me!! T.T

On another note, she did show me wedding photos of pandora_b and stitched6 getting married, so that was a bonus.

But still. I GOTS TO GET PAID!!!1!1!!1

Toner Driver: Your open sign's not on.
Me: What! *gets up and rushes to the back to correct this*
Toner Driver: No wonder you're able to just sit there with your thumb up your bum.
Me: Up my nose, not my bum.

You know the pole I was talking about last night?

It's, uh, suddenly gone.

As in, not there.

The base isn't even there.

THIS TOWN IS INSANE.

You know how some guy drove through the patio at Turtle Jack's?

Well, now one of the skyscraping lamps at McDonald's is tilting over. For no discernible reason. The whole area is closed off because it could come down on someone at any second.

This town cracks me up.